”I get freaked out by churches. Some of the hymns that they sing have nice chords but the lyrics are dodgy”
comagirlx:
My view on religion in a nut shell
"‘I’ve bought a Keytar’, he whispers, as if cheating on his piano. ‘It’s part guitar and part piano and you wear it around your neck. I had a son nine weeks ago and I wasn’t this excited about it’.
‘The thing is you can’t hang a baby around your neck’, he says, weighing up the ‘baby versus keytar’ battle. ‘Actually, you can, but he doesn’t go ‘KEYAWNG!’ when you press his belly.’"